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March 20, 2017
"And I say, Julius, a fine meal by any other name would taste as SAVORYYYYYY!!!"

"Hi, I was just wondering if you could keep it down."

"Sorry, man. I'm doing improv Shakespeare."

"What's that?"

"It's for people who haven't memorized any Shakespeare. All improvised. Want to try?"

"Um, sure... By the moon's soft glow, yea, her face gleameth..."

"TREACHERYYYYY!!!"

"Wh---?"

"Thou hast kill'd my noble brother! How like a pestilent rat do do so! Here's thy rapier, thou curdle-liver'd milk-sop! Yah! Yah! Yah!"

"Wh---?!"

"Audiences are bored with soliloquy; they want sword fights and insults. Have at thee!"