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February 7, 2017
Martin tells Randy she looks nothing like her emojis. She says he doesn't know what he's talking about. She totally looks like a cat followed by a red shoe, a pair of lips, a sprouty double leaf, a daisy, a soccer ball, six hearts in an assortment of colors, a slice of pizza, a wine glass, and a sun!

Martin looks at her, down at his phone, and then back at her again. He narrows his eyes and sighs.

"No, no. I just don't see the green heart," he says. "I'm so sorry. But should we have a drink anyway?