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January 12, 2017
"I have a little 'problem' that needs to be 'dealt with.' I hear you're a person who takes care of problems."

"Oui, I do that thing."

"I have an employee ready to blow the whistle on my corporate malfeasance and I want him ELIMINATED."

"If you accept my terms, leave an unwrapped Choco Crunch in the third floor men's bathroom. If I find it, your problem will disappear. If not..."

*click*

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But my employer didn't count on me getting there first. In an effort to freshen up the bathroom, I discarded the Choco Crunch. The whistleblower testified, and justice prevailed.