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January 11, 2017
Chad had wanted to give up candy for 2017, but in a moment of weakness he bought a Choco Crunch. Fine, the last one.

He will stare at himself in the mirror of the third floor men's bathroom and think "I hate you" as he eats it. He expects the setting and the staring and the hating will take all pleasure out of the experience.

As he unwraps it, as he looks into his own eyes, he realizes he has a choice. He doesn't have to do it. He drops the bar in the sink and walks out the door.