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January 7, 2017
Lizzie, the liquid soap comes in a sort of foil pouch.

Aye.

Well, said foil pouch claims on the back we can recycle it by putting it on our cat as a sort of saddle, but I can't tell whether it's in earnest.

(*spits thoughtfully*) I read in a book that cats need constant mental stimulation, so do it.

Very well. Here kitty! Try the saddle!

Rowwwww ... roooooowwww!

Lizzie, she doesn't want the saddle.

Back her into a corner so she can't escape, then.

Row-wowwwwww!

Lizzie, I'm frankly questionin' book, foil pouch, and your own judgment right about now.