December 22, 2016
Ten minutes to finish the writing. Funny story. I was getting ready to sneeze at the same time my cat jumped into my lap. I sneezed and it startled her and she fell off my lap and on top of her metal food bowl, which clanged when she landed on it, scaring her even more and causing a great metallic clash. The cat ran into the other room and I started laughing. I don't feel that great and I'm sick, so it hurts to laugh. Also, I almost typed "sick" as "sock," so that's pretty hilarious. Marriage is gonna be hard.