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October 21, 2016
My mom is vehement! She does not like pretty boys! She's told me this many times over the years, often in reference to my taste in fellas, which although not limited to pretty boys, does include a gent or two who'd give me a run for the money in the pretty department. (She does like Johnny Depp, though. So, WHATEVER, Mom.)

"You know who I really don't like? What's his name? Oh. Rob Lowe. It seems like you would, like, slip off of him or something."

I imagine my mom imagining herself on top of Rob Lowe. Why, Mommy? WHY?!