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June 24, 2016

"Do you mind if _____ joins us?" my best friend asks.

Yes, I do.  I don't want anyone joining us.  I'm not saying I'm a misanthrope, even though I kind of, like, am.  I'm just saying that I don't want to share you, I don't want to have to accommodate this person's sense of humor or have to censor myself in any way, and from past experience with this person, that would be a requirement if I don't want to come across as, well, a dick.

Or as a baby who says, "I don't like to share my friends."

Bleh.