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June 17, 2016

I just wasted about ten  minutes on the "Live With Kelly" website, watching Kelly Ripa do a series of exercises I have no desire to do with a fitness "guru" named Anna Kaiser who makes me want to punch her in the throat almost as much as I used to want to punch Tracy Austin in the throat in the '90s, and then, if that weren't enough, watching Kelly Ripa twirl in a succession of outfits worn on the show, narrated by her stylist, while clothed, myself, in perhaps the last pants I bought, in, like, 2004, from Lucky.  Whyyyyy?