Happy Father's Day to all the dads out there. Whether you *or* your kids are mammals, crustaceans, birds, lizards, bipeds, quadrupeds, "tripods", legless, armless, hairless, hirsute, scaled, finned, or whatever, I hope you have a splendid day doing whatever it is dads of your kind do, e.g., if you're a tap-dancing Daddy Long Legs, I hope you've surrounded with Eleanor Powellses and Ginger Rogerses. Whatever makes you the happiest, dads, do it. If it's telling endless punny jokes that make everyone within a 500-mile radius groan, do it. Even if it's smacking your lips when -- uh, never mind.