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June 19, 2016

Happy Father's Day to all the dads out there.  Whether you *or* your kids are mammals, crustaceans, birds, lizards, bipeds, quadrupeds, "tripods", legless, armless, hairless, hirsute, scaled, finned, or whatever, I hope you have a splendid day doing whatever it is dads of your kind do, e.g., if you're a tap-dancing Daddy Long Legs, I hope you've surrounded with Eleanor Powellses and Ginger Rogerses.  Whatever makes you the happiest, dads, do it.  If it's telling endless punny jokes that make everyone within a 500-mile radius groan, do it.  Even if it's smacking your lips when -- uh, never mind.