read
write
members
about
account

 

datedatememberrandomsearch

February 27, 2016
"Bug Buddy"(TM) is a small nano-robot the size of a flea that zips around your apartment and vaporizes bugs.

You can pull up a report of how many and which bugs your "Bug Buddy"(TM) has vaporized. Mine got 30 centipedes and 20 spiders last year, and Ian's only got 10 of each. Ian had to buy me a burrito for that one.

In the future, we know the "Bug Buddy"(TM) will get outdoors and kill every insect it finds, setting off an ecological nightmare the likes of which the world will never have seen. It's neat.