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February 10, 2016
Someone once called my hiccup "cute." She said it sounded like a noise a bunny might make, so I tried to develop a more masculine-sounding hiccup.

If you've never tried this, I can tell you that it is difficult. The hiccup is a brief, involuntary action, and there is little opportunity to add your own personal touch to it. We come into this world with the hiccup nature has given to us.

(As a side note, if you can refrain from making any sort of comment whatsoever to self-conscious people, you will spare us a lot of trouble.)