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February 3, 2016
At the restaurant, I offered to go into the kitchen and cook my own lunch. No, sir, no, said the waitress, just sit down and let me bring you something.

I offered to put the sauce on, I wanted to fry the fryables and I stated my vision for the presentation of the dish. I ate quickly and did not sully the napkin. Then I wanted to bus the table and wash it with the special blue spray. I am an independent man and I won't accept help. I paid off their student loans and gave them all peppermint candies.