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December 18, 2015

This movie better not end with the leads, a guy and a girl, best friends, realizing, gosh, we've been in love this entire time so no wonder it hasn't worked out with anyone else, because then I'll be compelled to profess my love to Hysteric Bore upon his return from Dallas where he's spending the holidays with his ... husband's family -- ohnevermind.

P.S. If the girl learns how to do a smoky eye and the guy tousles his hair and they both become super-hot, I'll ... clap my fins like a seal, because I'm a sucker for this shit.