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October 21, 2015

Are there spies on the street to make sure that the people whose job it is to hand out fliers for sample sales, free "Time Out New York"s, and postcards for complimentary massages aren't doing their job for 20 minutes, only to get discouraged after being rejected 97.2% of the time (scientific statistic), sneak a few of the handouts into their jacket pockets, and then sidle over to a trash can, unload the lot, and then make their way to a local pub where busty wenches serve ale and people dressed like King Henry VIII are feasting on large drumsticks?