He needs to stop sending me invitations to free and discounted events around the city. He needs to stop alerting me to Groupons and Living Social and Amazon deals. He and his BOGO need to go the way of the dodo. While I appreciate that this schlub likes a tidy little bargain, it's hardly the most alluring trait to fling around when you want a fling with me. I'm not going to think, "Well, gee whiz! A two-fer!" Sorry, but I'm going to think, "Well, gosh darn! A loser!" Keep pinching your pennies, buddy boy, because you're not pinching me.