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August 7, 2015
Once upon a time, there was a man who thought that once upon a time was a good way to start a story. And he thought that they all lived happily ever after would be brilliant for the ending. But the turtle and the rabbit ended up in the stew. And if there were cannibals around, the people would have become long pig. That tasted like chicken? That's because it was. I have to defrost some boneless skinless chicken thighs. Things go better with Coca Cola. It's going to get better. I knew it. That's the way I like it.