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June 29, 2015
I met with a financial advisor today to talk about setting up a retirement fund. When I walked into his office, I found a sixteen-year-old kid wearing his father's suit. It's weird to take advice from someone who looks so young, but soon I was hypnotized by acronyms and numbers and he aged before my eyes. Then we talked about my retirement date and I realized that I'm just old and everyone looks young compared to me.

I hope to be a thousandaire when I retire, and my young friend hopes to help me reach that lofty goal.