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June 5, 2015
What-If Analysis

Now spread my sheets around you, baby,
Let's unmake the bed,
And while we do, let me CONCATENATE for you
The ways you go to my head.

But before we get there, here's a function
That will help you plot and plan,
So sit here by the screen, be my spreadsheet queen,
I'll be your spreadsheet handyman.

CHORUS:
WHATIF we'd met much sooner?
The spreadsheet's going to show
And WHATIF I spent 20% more on roses?
Would it make your sweet love grow?
I don't want to wait, (Wouuw!)
so what's your interest rate,
in this scenario?