March 18, 2015
You remark that both sets of your pliers are in the kitchen drawer. If you know how many pairs you have and where they are, it is a sign you don't have children. There are many pairs of pliers in my house. I really cannot count them all. Children make off with tools. I made off with my father's tools, leaving them in the yard to rust in the rain. I left his screwdrivers in the driveway to ruin his tires. And my children are no different. I buy replacement tools and they too fall into strange and dangerous places.