March 16, 2015
They can't bear it when Susan gets these boxes. It's just too exciting. She gets worked up. She has a nose for the mailman like a dog's and knows when he's a block away. We all know that too much excitement is bad for Susan. When she hears the delivery truck screech to a halt on the street she doesn't know which way to turn. She runs in tight little circles and pees on the floor. Twice in the past week she has banged her head on the door because she was in such a rush to get it open.