March 18, 2015
Remember a few weeks ago I lamented that a photo of frozen vomit on my "stoop" didn't "take" and I missed the chance to call it 'fro-vo" and have it go hilariously viral? Well, this morning something similar happened on the subway. I sat across from a Snickers, discarded on the floor, inches from what looked like a semi-liquid form of itself. Despite six stops separating my entry onto the train and my exit, I didn't realize until it was time to go that I should've snapped a photo and entitled it "Candy bar(f)." Ahhh, talk about a MISSED CONNECTION!