March 3, 2015
I got my letter from Blue Cross today. Dear Victim. All your personal data has been stolen from us. Why we collected your social security number in the first place is an embarrassing question that we'd really rather not go into. Please be aware that you will probably soon be the victim of identity theft and will be subject to certain financial ruin. To make this up to you we are 1. sending you a letter and 2. providing some kind of obscure identity security for two years and we are sure this will compensate you for any potential inconvenience.