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December 25, 2014
I swear this just happened. Verbatim.

Me: Merry Christmas, sweet Shay-She, my little love, little face! Yay! Meow!

Her: Meowy Christmouse! Do we do presents?

Me: No, we don't do that. You know we don't do that.

Her: Oh. That's right. So.

Me: We've never done that. But you know you're my favorite, right?

Her: I suppose so. Yes. And mew are my favorite.

Me (actually getting teary): Awww! That makes me happy!

Her: Out of all the people I know, mew're number 1.

Me: I'm honored, my beauty. And how many people do you know?

Her: Five.

Me: Wow.