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December 20, 2014
When to have the divorce talk:

1. When he squanders your 7 day dream vacation by being insolent and mute for 3 days.

2. When you discover he has a secret phone account and there's a voice message from HER.

3. When you see the pattern of him pulling out the I'M MAD card at each holiday or celebratory dinner.

4. When the I'M MAD card is crushing all anticipatory good feelings, and you can't risk getting your hopes up.

5. When the I'M MAD card isn't quite big enough and he gets out the gun.

No talk, just leave.