August 31, 2014
I haven't left the house since Saturday morning, when I went to Whole Foods. I will be able to say the same thing until tomorrow morning when I leave for the gym. There. I said it. No more trying to convince myself I "should" go outside, especially since a friend just told me it's "soupy" out there, and I don't approve of summer rearing its humid head when after we've been mercifully spared most of the season. If you need me, you'll find me on the sofa, drinking iced coffee, watching Brady Bunch DVDs with my cat, in her pajamas.