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August 21, 2014
The best thing about making smoothies in my beautiful blue Vitamix is the part where I drink, directly from the container in which it was made, whatever won't fit into my very large glass, with all the eager trust of a newborn bird. When I do it, I can almost hear Erma Bombeck clacking away at her typewriter, sipping Sanka in her robe, writing with wry exasperation about her teenage son throwing open the double doors of the refrigerator, drinking directly from the milk carton and leaving a large bowl in the refrigerator whose only inhabitant is a peach pit.