August 4, 2014
Charming conversation I just had with myself, aloud, after I took half a package of tempeh from the refrigerator and measured out brown rice to make in the pressure cooker, enough for at least four meals, after bemoaning the fact that I can't afford to order in right now and don't have anything "good" to eat in the house: "You have food in the house. You have good food. You have more food here than many people have, asshole. You have good food, this is good food, more than a lot of people have, so shut up. Asshole."