now, we continue our didactic dispensations of Dell®-ish
Yeah – obsolete, my ass!
I’ll be damned, but not spammed
if this perfectly good piece of apparatus
for no good reason other than “it was slow”.
No, it’s not the season, you know?
So off to the junk pile she should go?
Not if this boy has any say.
Dellie is NOT a roll of toilet paper,
not metallic compost,
and to that I’ll drink a seltzer water toast!
Now here’s to dear Dellie®:
we know she is old;
she’ll be a bit smelly
with possible mold.