Windows® XP® she wears,
and in case someone cares,
yes, her message is oh, so complete:
she has no Facebook shares
unlike her staunch forbears,
and refuses to be obsolete!
She sports 2 gigs of RAM
all the better to ham
and never ever will tussle with SPAM.
She sits by the bed wearing black and not red,
me to find when my mind’s on the lam.
Dellie’s future was grim
before I, known as “him”
had taken Dell® off of Kate’s hands;
then took her away on a dreary fall day
at our home now she so proudly stands!