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April 15, 2014
As dreaded “Tax Day” did approach,
those not yet dead, this topic did broach.
To speak of the dead,
remember The Gipper?
In a speech that he read
it sure was a gut ripper!
He strolled to the dais
rolled out a red carpet
whats, wheres and why is
with no need to harp it.

In that inimitable way
and his usage of breath
he mentioned Tax Day
as so surely as death.

His employer did tax
and to all did betroth
thus on all our backs
death and taxes?
Got both!

Shell out, don't falter;
kneel at Tax Altar.