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April 3, 2014

JOAT NON-MUMBO JUMBO

Gather ‘round, guys and ladies, too!
With slight surprise here’s what I do:
And what is that?
That may you ask.
I’ll tell you flat: I MULTITASK!

Each morning drag ass out of bed
’cause if you don’t work,
that means you are DEAD.

Work each finger to the bone
and too long linger on the phone.
Scrape and scratch, yes it entails
dirt will catch beneath these nails.
Above coworker’s wailing yammer
some toenails get whacked with this hammer.

Then at night when we pull the shades
I pretend to write – a Jack of all trades.