March 11, 2014
The ugliest family in the world just boarded the "1" train, headed somewhere south of 66th Street. They're laughing and chatting and joking, the mom and dad and three kids who all appear under the age of 12, and the youngest kid is softly singing to herself about chocolate ice cream. The boy says, "Butter" and the other girl says, "fly", and the parents whisper, "Butterfly." Everyone on the subway gasps at how ugly their faces are, and the ugliest family in the world looks around to see what the fuss is about, finds none, and carries on as usual.