March 18, 2014
Ahhh yes, what a shocker. Two big shot lawyers talking over each other during a deposition, each with a tone of voice suggesting that he's weary of the other's pomp, each thinking he is the end-all and be-all, a mighty jewel-encrusted king on a throne among threadbare paupers cowering at his feet. Hey, gum-flapping fuckfaces, for the record, don't you realize that when you engage in what is commonly known as a "pissing contest" you don't come off like big, big men but instead you both sound like infantile, ineffectual, limply wagging micro-dicks? Objection! Zip it. Just fucking zip it.