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March 16, 2014
There's nothing quite like shivering in your apartment, deciding to take refuge in a hot shower, entering the shower, turning on the water, and despite waiting, waiting, waiting for the water to heat up beyond "wrist warm" because the last time you checked, you were not a bottle of baby formula but instead a person who likes the water so hot that, if you were so inclined, you could make a delicious soup from yourself to please even the most discerning of cannibalistic palates, you are not properly rewarded and must cut your shower woefully short. Ahhh, my simmering rage!