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February 23, 2014
It seems like every two weeks at the 19th Street Equinox, the predawn crowd includes yet another Ryan Gosling-alike, quietly strolling around with perfectly Goslinged hair, not drawing attention to himself in any ostentatious way except for the fact that he, like the others preceding him, looks like Ryan Gosling. Given that there is a sign in a malfunctioning locker room sink stating "PARDON US WHILE WE SHAPE UP", never enough 25-pound dumbbells, and a wobbly treadmill or two, I have no choice but to assume this is where the increase in membership fees is directed. I am not complaining.