December 3, 2013
A fast-talking lawyer just dictated the name of an entity that sounded rather German (I could make out "Deutsch" followed by a crowd of consonants that can best be described as having the same sound as a large man cramming a entire Bundt cake in his mouth while wearing oversized mittens), and paused as if he was contemplating spelling it, but then decided, nah, never mind. In cases like this, the client requires me to type the questioned word or term in all caps. I am half tempted to type "DOUCHEBUNDTCAKECOCK". But I fully need the money, so I shan't.