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November 16, 2013
Sayonara, see-ya, and so on:

Two so-called friends of more than a decade

"My rent hasn't increased in seven years."

Desire/patience for weekly appointments at the nail salon

My unfounded aversion to smoothies

OKCupid

Any desire to set foot inside Banana Republic, Gap, or any other chain store that would have me dressed like everyone or anyone else

Stack of unread magazines that I don't even think I ever intended to read anyway

14,000 bags crammed under the kitchen sink

Embarrassing stained kitchen floor that probably bore footprints from 1936 (still there, but covered by new floor with 2013 footprints)