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November 26, 2013
It's disappointing when you find that somewhere in the world, someone shares your first and last name.

"Fine," you think, "I'm not the only one, so let's find out more about them by looking at what they've written online. Maybe they're cool. Maybe we can get together and have a convention."

One of them is in a jam band, one of them claims to be "awesome" at word processing, and the other brags about his ability to fart.

"We shouldn't get together," you think, "I should sue them for damaging the brand I've built up over the last few decades."