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November 15, 2013
Another song popped into my head while I was in the shower. In it, some friends and I decide to summon the ghost of Theodore Roosevelt to rescue a failed party. It's much funnier than that one about the devil, but I'm not going to write it out here because there are about seven verses. Okay, here is one:

"You're soft!" he shouted loud enough to beat the band
as he struck Johnson's stomach with the back of his hand,
and in a display of ghostly-presidential power,
he made us all do calisthenics for three quarters of an hour.