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November 13, 2013
I had assumed he'd turn back time -- it's well within his power --
The subtil serpent merely let me over-sleep an hour.

Let mortal persons learn it well, the devil is a jerk,
And that is my excuse for why I've shown up late for work.


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Forgive me for splitting up what should really be one entry into three, which I realize is against all laws of God and man. I originally thought it might have fit into 100 words if I tweaked it a bit.

If you try this excuse at work, let us know how it works out.