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November 6, 2013
Your Mom is taking you to the mall to buy socks on a Wednesday night. You keep looking over your shoulder as you get out of the car. Some of the girls in your class have high school boyfriends who can drive, and you're headed straight for their favorite hangout.

In the sock aisle, your Mom says in a clear strong voice, "You know, your underwear have seen better days -- let's take a look." You bury your head in your jacket, and she makes sure to say "underwear" several more times to make sure everyone in the store has heard.