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November 4, 2013
LACK OF POP CULTURE KNOWLEDGE CREATES HUMOROUS MISUNDERSTANDING

The SD Mystery Agency was only a week old, and already we'd had three calls from crackpots. "My great-grandmother... I can feel her presence," and "Our attic is haunted, can you check it out?" and so on.

We've very clearly printed our company motto here on the side of our Mystery Van: "We reject the supernatural," and to drive the point home, I've personally painted a little white ghost inside of a red circle with a line through it. We rationally solve mysteries, we don't "burst" ghosts, whatever that even means.