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October 22, 2013
C'mon, I can do better than dusty schlubs. I take way too good care of myself to settle for some guy with straw for hair and a body that looks like he's smuggling a Schnauzer under his shirt, who owns one pair of shoes, which he pairs with socks that, if not tube, are awfully close. Although I'd dig a fop who dresses like a cross between Mr. Peanut, Crispin Glover, and Don Hollinger, I'd be delighted if a fella would appear in something that doesn't make me think he dipped into the hamper for whatever was the least wrinkled.