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October 20, 2013
Okay, so my birthday is in SIX DAYS. I have plans for the actual day, with my bestest (yes, I just said "bestest") friend in the world, but would love to celebrate with others too, at various other times. I'm not one for massive blowouts, groups of people en masse, but prefer little phalanxes (NO, I did not say "phallus") here and there instead. So, let me know if you'd like to help REJOICE that I've been on this planet for half a fucking century, and we'll, like, do it up. down, and all around. Thank you, and good day!