September 29, 2013
I've been thinking about selling my extra neckties to under-dressed gentlemen outside of fancy restaurants. I could also cook up a big pot of soup, strap it to my neck, and sell it on the street. I could work in the park and offer to take a photo of your family with the ducks for three dollars. I could dance for nickels. I could sell kisses. I could go to the bus stop and look up words for people in the dictionary. There's all kinds of work out there for an enterprising young fellow. Watch out for me, world.