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September 25, 2013
Bash! Crash! Uncouth neighbors cause splash!
Intoxicated students cause a general vexation

(Albany, NY)

Jubilant undergrads piled into a downtown apartment late Wednesday and began carousing and carrying on, testing their neighbors' patience. One resident described the din thusly: "It sounded as if they'd thrown their bookshelves to the floor and began to wrestle them ever so violently."

The authorities broke up the scrimmage not long after it began, lectured the young scholars on the impropriety of giving unsupervised coeducational mixers in a private residence, and offered pamphlets on the liberal application of cold showers to extinguish their youthful exuberance.