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September 8, 2013
Steamed Dumpling's "Life Hacks"

Follow these directions exactly:

1) Put the kettle on to boil some water
2) Set a log on fire
3) Make a cup of tea
4) Put the flaming log on your favorite chair
5) Make some toast with your best jam
6) Sit in your favorite chair to enjoy your tea and toast

I was wondering today whether this would work. Not really with the flaming log; I don't want anyone to actually sit on a flaming log, I just want to figure out what I can get away with. I want to test boundaries.