August 29, 2013
Apparently 211 people on OKCupid rated me highly (4 or 5 stars!), but if I want to find out who these lurking Lotharios are, I must upgrade to a paid account called the "A List". A one-month subscription is $20, which comes out to about 9.5 cents per silent secret admirer, less than the cost of a phone call in, I suppose, 1972. Given what I know about the quality of the cretins on the site, I'm happy to remain unacquainted. For $20 I can get a lovely smile from the delivery guy who brings me Indian food for dinner.