From somewhere, somehow, some way, some day, Davey had heard
it was Davey Crockett’s birthday today, but could neither confirm nor deny such
a claim or explain it away.
Now, here he was on paragraph # 2 – writing 'behind' – damn near ten days lagging.
So needless to say his ass was dragging.
It so happened Davey H was infatuated with Davey Crockett's story in the '60's, when Mom & Dad presented him with one of those giant kid-friendly picture books in which Crockett was the centerpiece.
That coonskin cap fit Crockett well, but he could have used some cheap sunglasses.